Via Sloane in the comments….
Do you like cheeseburgers? Sure ya do! Who doesn't?!
What if you could have a cheeseburger any time you wanted it, anywhere in the world? Well now you can.
Straight from the sharpest minds in Germany… it's the cheeseburger in a can.
I don't know who invented the cheeseburger in a can, but — if he were alive today — I would suspect Vincent Van Gough. How else can you describe the of absolute fusion of madness and genius that went into this?!
I can't even begin to imagine having a cheeseburger in a can.
Oh, wait. Yes, I can… but that was a totally different context.