I'm being serious here. If you have a wireless connection, you need to check it. My neighbor still has his wide open. I could use his connection to download a lot of illegal stuff and he'd be on the hook. I could delete his files, anything. Between seconds of mashed potatos and dressing balls, take a minute and lock down your wireless connection.
Don't believe me? Think you're safe? Listen, wireless security is a story on CNN, it's a real issue. OK? Fix it. And pass the gravy.