((start Bud Light song))
Real American Heroes….This one's for your Mr. Funny Talking Phonetic Man…Mr. Funny Talking Phonetic Man…you may have a real name, but you didn't mind when I called you 'schmed' at work…called you 'schmed' at work. You stopped by and gave us number 2,500, and that's nothing to sneeze at…no achoo, no gazoontite…. For all you do Mr. Funny Talking Phonetic Man, you voice is welcome here any day…come on back now, Mr. Funny Talking Phonetic Man.
((end Bud Light song))
A 10 minute nap does me up fine, but I'm forced by cultural convention to keep Juan Valdez in burros.
Nobody in the corporate world seems to think twice about a 15-20 minute coffee break (or seventeen 5 minute nicaddict breaks outside), but try to catch 40 winks one afternoon and they'll burn a trail in the carpet getting to HR for a "sleepin' on duty" writeup.
It's a dirty world, ain't it?
Comment #2500 – schmed
Thanks, schmed, and everyone. Reading your comments is the best part of blogging. You guys rock.