Are you addicted to lip balms? It's OK. You can admit it. Here, this will help: My wife is addicted to lip balm. There, now it's your turn. Go ahead. I'll wait.
For many of you who get the shakes if you're out of Carmex/Chapstick/Blistex/Lip Smackers/whatever the Body Shop is hocking this week, please get help. Can I suggest the Lip Balm Anonymous Home Page?
Now, if you'll excuse me, my wife is sending me to Costco for another keg of Blistex.