Monthly Archives for November 2001
GRRRRRR!
It's like crack, but more addictive. Seriously. Don't try this unless you've got a half hour. You've been warned!!!!!! Kick-ups
"Letters" to our servicemen overseas.
The United States armed forces cannot recieve cards to "any serviceman" this year due to fears of terrorism. Instead, the Pentagon has set up a secure email system that allows anyone to send a message to "any serviceman." Just pick … Continue reading
This is going on my permanent record, I'm sure.
"Wow! Check out Britney Spears! I gotta get this internet thing more often!" I'm sure that delicious comment will get me rubber-stamped for a hot afterlife. My apologies to all the Catholics who ardently defend the pontiff's right to get … Continue reading
Just 32 shopping days….
Well, Thanksgiving has come and gone. So has most of the turkey, dressing balls, and all of the champagne! We passed another holiday milestone today: The tree and lights are up on the house. It was a remarkably unremarkable occurance … Continue reading
Fun, yes. Useful, no – not really.
Have you ever wondered what these highly intelligent thoughts would sound like if they were interpreted to spanish and then again to English? Well, me neither. But it's funny as hell. (CLICK HERE TO TRY)
Give 'em hell, George!
I'd like to say here and now that I don't think Bush should pardon a turkey this Thanksgiving. I know its a tradition (a bad one, but a tradition nonetheless). I think it's time for Bush to stand up and … Continue reading
When I am King…
When I am King, I am going to administer a mandatory multiple choice test to every citizen on their 25th birthday. A passing grade will allow that person to continue living in modern society, with all rights and privileges, including … Continue reading
Is this the Disney we've all come to love?
WIth no objections from me, ABC will air a Victoria's Secret style show on prime time TV tonight. (Yeah, Brian 9 Eastern!) This "style show" will feature the famous models showing this year's latest fashions. I confess. I'll be watching. … Continue reading
Isn't this a fine mess…
I can't begin to explain the number of ways that this is just wrong: Tobacco Company Buys Rights to Cancer Vaccine I guess if the tobacco company has a vaccine for lung cancer, it will put FindAGrave.com out of business, … Continue reading
Thank you
To all our nation's veterans: Thank you. Thank you to the men and women who have given years of their lives to the service of our country. Thank you to the mothers and fathers whose children chose to protect their … Continue reading
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